Stupid Youtube

Ok, seriously.... I can't help it. I go to youtube to look up one thing and BAMM! I'm stuck watching a few dozen videos, randomly click, click, clicking on everything from Funny to Obscure to just plain WRONG.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvQxDhNSstc&NR=1
Roadents
Two rodents in a winebego, driving insane with their unibrows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5usOxDNGZgs
Gorgeous Tiny chicken Machine Show - Episode 4 - Pamous Movie Star
Really bad japanese accent, she's obviously American, but it's silly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAyZ1g0ha-I
2 Hot Girls in the Shower - Sudoku
Ok, how's that for a hook? No there's no nudity visible. But two chicks in a shower answering random questions that people send in. somebody quick, shoot me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yioJQFrqMXM&NR=1
Retarded Policeman
Ok, he's not really retarded, he has Downs, and in reality knows what he's doing and enjoy's being an actor. But come on people, that's just so wrong.

Yes I'm laughing my butt off, but at the same time.... damn that's just so wrong.
I'd encourage you to see them if you have a sense of humor. But really, youtube needs to have like an automatic timelimit. You've been on youtube for over 60 minutes, we're cutting you off.