Sunday, March 1, 2009

Starship Troopers # 3 ???

Ok, I admit I watched _Starship Troopers_ when it came out. Hey I got no excuse for it.

But just today I saw a Trailer for "Starship Troopers 3: Marauder".
link to video footage

WHAT THE BLOODY HECK???
There was a Starship Troopers 2? and now there's a Number THREE?
Dear God in Heaven! Someone tell Hollywood to lay off the "Paint Thinner and Crack" cocktails.

Watch that trailer video, no really... watch it.
The actor that plays Johnny Rico, watch him... watch his eyes.
It's like every single word out of his mouth is just SCREAMING
"I can't believe I'm doing this, please I want to die"
Every
Single
WORD

Watch the trailer, Watch HIM.
He's not even fooling himself that he's fooling anybody.

We gotta do something, maybe start a charity called "Please help that guy who played Johnny Rico in _Starship Troopers_ get OUT".

(shudders)

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